Most days, I feel like I am from another planet. No lie.
Lawns. WHY do people care so much about lawns? Knickers in knots over water restrictions. Fine, xeriscape your yard! Better yet, take a big picture approach and think “Yay, my city is doing something for the planet” or barring that, think back on how little rainfall we have had this year. You do not NEED two giant green lawns. You are not a golf course.
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The Bible is true and the world is only 6,000 years old. Yeah, um, okay then.
Cigarette smoking is not an addiction. Oh COME ON NOW, you are joking, right?
Anyway, have some music.