Christ on a cracker.

I cannot believe I am in fucking pain again. Could someone just please remove my lower left quadrant and put me out of my misery? Seriously.

However, thanks to my sister Princess, I will have fabulous skin for an old woman of my mature age.  Danke BB!

Here’s my fantasy man.

Doesn’t he look like you could just fold him up and put him in a suitcase?

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